Welcome to Patryk's Slick n' Cozy 90s HTML Website
GREETINGS, CITIZEN... IT IS I, PATRYK KORNATOWSKI AND YOU ARE LOOKING AT A HTML WEBSITE MADE BY ME USING
MICROSOFT FRONTPAGE 98 (DESPITE BEING MADE ON A WINDOWS 7 LAPTOP, NOT ON WINDOWS 95 OR 98)
THE SITE LOOKED A BIT SHIT ON THE PREVIEW BUT STILL, ITS A PRETTY FUN WEBSITE!!!
AND THE BACKGROUND MIDI THAT IS PLAYING... IS THE INTERMISSION MUSIC FROM THE 1993 ID SOFTWARE GAME: DOOM!!!!
(IT MAY AUTOMATICALY DOWNLOAD THE .MID FILE ON MODERN BROWSERS I.E GOOGLE CHROME, HOWEVER)
BUT STILL... GO AHEAD! EXPLORE THE WEBSITE TO SEE WHATS IN STORE, DUDE! HAVE FUN!
THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
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Special Thanks to: Michael MJD for bringing me Microsoft FrontPage 98 to my head
Plopilpy and Pokerman for inspiring me to do a HTML site
and You, The Visitor for visting this homepage!
You Know What... the text looks kinda fun...
Boobies... Penis... Cum... Asscracker... Fuck... Lumberjack... Minions... Toast...
Shit
Dick
Master of my Domain!
Fat Bastard
BOO!
RAWR!
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Butt
Piss
Meatballs
Pizza
Mash Potatoes
Banana
Television
Bart Simpson?
The Beano?
oh... i know...
STUPID!
oh yeah... sent me some email if you want (SPAMMERS, BE GONE)
patryk.kornatowski2007@gmail.com